I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
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I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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