Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
