: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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