Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
if i died would you start the facebook group?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
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Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
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Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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