So drunk its hurt
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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