Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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