Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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