every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
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It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
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I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season