Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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