And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
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I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
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2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Shame is for Republicans.
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