Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
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i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
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Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
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I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
He did a backflip because drugs
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