As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I'm too high and old for this...
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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