***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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