I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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