I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I still have a little drunk in my system
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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