that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
it's like iHOP with fire
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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