do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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