erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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