): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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