Don't you send me to vm
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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