Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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