how can u be prego again
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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