Sry I called you an 8
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
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He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
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I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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