Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
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I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
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I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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