you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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