You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
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No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
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you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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