is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
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Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
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I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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