I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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