How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
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Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
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Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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