I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
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