I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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