Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
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It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
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There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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