i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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