he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
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These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
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He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
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