Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
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It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
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Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I'm too high and old for this...
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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