i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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