THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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