so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
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