Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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