Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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