you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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