Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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