So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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