chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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