Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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