I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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