To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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