I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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