fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
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