i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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