let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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