im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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