My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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