The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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