I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
please come you make the beer taste better
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
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oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
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Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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