Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
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dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
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I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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