you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
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1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
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Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
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