Please, let me fuck your mom
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Randomize
