let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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