i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
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STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
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You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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